Super-Slow-Internet-san (feat. Nanahira)

Super-Slow-Internet-san (feat. Nanahira)

Super-Slow-Internet-san (feat. Nanahira)

(Internet is so slow-san)
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
Reading failure, super frustrating
よみこみしっぱいがちぜい
yomikomi shippai gachizei
(Internet is so slow-san)
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
Buffering so slow it's crunchy
がしつもひくほどがりがり
gashitsu mo hiku hodo garigarī
(Internet is so slow-san)
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
Trying to clear the block noise
ぶろっくのいずをとくもり
burokku noizu o toku morī
(Internet is so slow-san)
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
Internet is slow
インタネットが遅いよ
intanetto ga osoi yo

Anime, videos, and movies
アニメ、どうがあんどアニメ、えいが
anime, dōga ando anime, eiga
Snacking while waiting for anime episodes
おやつたべてつんだアニメしょうか
oyatsu tabete tsunda anime shōka
But can't finish in 30 minutes
だけどさんじゅうふんがよみこめない
dakedo sanjūfun ga yomikomenai
Internet rage
ネットげきおも
netto gekio mo
Why is it so slow?
あいどんのうほわい
ai don nō ho wāi

Annoying moments
いやしもうめんと
iya shi mōmento
Freezing loading
かたまるろーでぃんぐ
katamaru rōdingu
My net is acting up somewhere
のうしどころかしんでるマイネット
nōshi dokoro ka shinderu my netto
Saying it's congestion, but it's not
ごういんとかいってるばいじゃない
gōin toka itteru bāi ja nāi
Distant 100% completion rate
とおいひゃくぱーせんとかんりょうらいん
tōi hyaku pāsento kanryō rain

Checking the screen while waiting impatiently (online offline)
シークバーみながらしょうきゅうけい(online offline)
shīku bā minagara shō kyūkei (online offline)
Checking the screen, taking a nap (online off)
シークバーかってにおひるね(online off)
shīku bā katte ni o hirune (online off)
100% loading
ひゃくくりっく
hyaku kurikku
(Yes, yes, yes, yes)
(はいはいはいはい)
(hai hai hai hai)

Download never ends
ダウンロードはおわらない
daunrōdo wa owaranai
Upload not accurate
アップロードはしんちょくない
appurōdo wa shinchokunai
(Yeah, yeah) Super laggy
(yeah yeah)めちゃらぐい
(yeah yeah) mecha ragu i
(Yeah, yeah yeah) Help my rescue
(yeah yeah yeah)help myすくい
(yeah yeah yeah) help my sukui

Want to increase connection speed
かいせんそくどばふしたい
kaisen sokudo bafu shitai
Even a little is fine, please
ちーとでもいいからください
chīto demo ī kara kudasai
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) Really frustrated
(Yeah yeah yeah)ほんとおもい
(Yeah yeah yeah) honto omoi
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) No sense of humanity
(Yeah yeah yeah)じけんもない
(Yeah yeah yeah) jinken mo nai

(Internet is so slow-san)
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
Online matches are garbage
おんらいんまっちはくそげー
onrain macchi wa kusogē
(Internet is so slow-san)
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
Ping is terrible, can't even play
ぴんちはかってがちなえ
ping chi hakatte gachi naē
(Internet is so slow-san)
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
Today, I'm battling alone
きょうもたいせんひとりで
kyō mo taisen hitori dē
(Internet is so slow-san)
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
Internet is slow
インタネットが遅いよ
intanetto ga osoi yo

Underground, weak signal
ちかはでんぱのぞみうすだし
chika wa denpa nozomi usu da shi
No wifi in sight
ちめいてきにwifiないし
chimei teki ni wifi nai shi
Endless ESC key
れんだれんだescキー
renda renda esc kī
Please help me out
どうかたすけてこのわたし
dōka tasukete kono watashi
Searching on Google
よみこみぐーぐる
yomikomi gūguru
Munching on snacks
おかしをもぐもぐ
okashi o mogumogu
Sighing heavily
ためいきもりもり
tameiki morimori
Typing is clacking
かきんはちゃりちゃり
kakin wa charichari

Hourglass, still not moving
すなどけいまじずっとも
sunadokei maji zuttomo
Waiting for the loading bar
おまちしてますらいせも
omachi shitemasu raise mo
Checking the screen, probably the real deal (online offline)
シークバーたぶんこれほんみん(online offline)
shīku bā tabun kore honmin (online offline)
Checking the screen, because it's stuck (online off)
シークバーさぼってるからくび(online off)
shīku bā sabotteru kara kubi (online off)
100% loading
ひゃくくりっく
hyaku kurikku
(Yes, yes, yes, yes)
(はいはいはいはい)
(hai hai hai hai)

Download never ends
ダウンロードはおわらない
daunrōdo wa owaranai
Upload not accurate
アップロードはしんちょくない
appurōdo wa shinchokunai
(Yeah, yeah) Super laggy
(Yeah yeah)めちゃらぐい
(Yeah yeah) mecha ragu i
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) Help my rescue
(Yeah yeah yeah)help myすくい
(Yeah yeah yeah) help my sukui

Want to increase connection speed
かいせんそくどばふしたい
kaisen sokudo bafu shitai
Even a little is fine, please
ちーとでもいいからください
chīto demo ī kara kudasai
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) Really frustrated
(Yeah yeah yeah)ほんとおもい
(Yeah yeah yeah) honto omoi
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) No sense of humanity
(Yeah yeah yeah)じけんもない
(Yeah yeah yeah) jinken mo nai

(Internet is so slow-san)
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
In my head, it's a dial-up
あたまのなかはだいやるあっぷ
atama no naka wa daiyaru appū
(Internet is so slow-san)
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
BPS is ancient times
bpsはせっきじだい
bps wa sekki jidaī
(Internet is so slow-san)
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
Online games already give up
おふらいんゲームはもうぎぶあっぷ
ofurain gēmu wa mō gibu appū
(Internet is so slow-san)
(インタネットが遅いさん)
(intanetto ga osoi-sān)
Internet is slow
インタネットが遅いよ
intanetto ga osoi yo

Internet is slow
インタネットが遅いよ
intanetto ga osoi yo