El Loco Más Loco

The Craziest Crazy

El Loco Más Loco

I am the craziest crazy of all the craziesYo soy el loco más loco de todos los locos
Don't get it wrong, the devil is my buddy and with the smoke I focusNo te equivoques el diablo es mi compa y con el fumo foco
With this song, the girls make me move my headCon esta rola las nenas me mueven los cocos
If you don't have it, I'll operate on you but first I'll hit youSi no tienes yo te opero pero primero te cocho

I am the craziest crazy of all the craziesYo soy el loco más loco de todos los locos
Don't get it wrong, the devil is my buddy and with the smoke I focusNo te equivoques el diablo es mi compa y con el fumo foco
With this song, the girls make me move my headCon esta rola las nenas me mueven los cocos
If you don't have it, I'll operate on you but first I'll hit youSi no tienes yo te opero pero primero te cocho

I reject them if I see that they haven't turned 18Yo las retacho si wacho que no han cumplido 18
If they have a man, I catch them by the scent of the pussySi tienen macho las cacho por el aroma del chocho
I like them to smell good, like Mademoiselle de ChannelMe gusta que huelan bien, a Mademoiselle de Channel
Wherever I go, they light up and even offer to have sexDonde me paro se prenden y hasta me ofrecen coger
I just let myself be loved if the girl is cuteNomas me dejo querer si la chamaca 'ta chula

I don't lower the moon for them, I don't leave any aliveYo no les bajo la luna, no dejo viva a ninguna
Those who are after my fortune may one day obtain itLas que andan tras mi fortuna puede que algún día la obtengan
But in the meantime, I let them entertain my dickPero por mientras las dejo que me entretengan la verga
Don't come here acting tough because I'll send you flyingAquí ni vengan freseando porque las mando volando
Those who arrive acting like big shots, leave acting like suckersLas que llegan mamonenado, mamoneando se retiran
Here it's all good vibes, I hate it when they act all grown upAquí pura vibra chida, me caga que sean crecidas
First they act all flirty, then regretfulPrimero andan de ofrecidas, y luego de arrepentidas

I am the craziest crazy of all the craziesYo soy el loco más loco de todos los locos
Don't get it wrong, the devil is my buddy and with the smoke I focusNo te equivoques el diablo es mi compa y con el fumo foco
With this song, the girls make me move my headCon esta rola las nenas me mueven los cocos
If you don't have it, I'll operate on you but first I'll hit youSi no tienes yo te opero pero primero te cocho

I am the craziest crazy of all the craziesYo soy el loco más loco de todos los locos
Don't get it wrong, the devil is my buddy and with the smoke I focusNo te equivoques el diablo es mi compa y con el fumo foco
With this song, the girls make me move my headCon esta rola las nenas me mueven los cocos
If you don't have it, I'll operate on you but first I'll hit youSi no tienes yo te opero pero primero te cocho
I buckle up every sweetie, all tasty little buttsMe abrocho cada bizcocho puro culito sabroso
All pretty young girls, all over 18Pura morrita bonita, pura mayor de 18
When they're into the game, I invite them to the hotelCuando le atoran a tocho las invito pa'l hotel
After the cartel show, to get down to businessDespués del show del cartel, pa' ponernos a coger
Just like that, no liesAsí como es pa' que les miento

I don't lead them on with storiesYo no las llevo con cuentos
If they already know what they're here for, time is better spentSi ya saben a que van se aprovecha más el tiempo
I don't need to convince them if they come convincedNo ocupo el convencimiento si ya vienen convencidas
To have some fun, if they're good, welcomeDe aventarse unas cogidas, si están buenas, bienvenidas
There's never a lack of drinks, never a lack of marijuanaNunca falta la bebida, nunca falta marihuana
Never a lack of a daring one who asks me to go to bedNunca falta una atrevida que me pida ir a la cama
Who swallows my lies, who eats up my storiesQue se traga mi macana, que se come mis mecotes
Who screams if I take her that she loves my big stickQue me grita si la cojo que le encanta mi garrote

I am the craziest crazy of all the craziesYo soy el loco más loco de todos los locos
Don't get it wrong, the devil is my buddy and with the smoke I focusNo te equivoques el diablo es mi compa y con el fumo foco
With this song, the girls make me move my headCon esta rola las nenas me mueven los cocos
If you don't have it, I'll operate on you but first I'll hit youSi no tienes yo te opero pero primero te cocho

I am the craziest crazy of all the craziesYo soy el loco más loco de todos los locos
Don't get it wrong, the devil is my buddy and with the smoke I focusNo te equivoques el diablo es mi compa y con el fumo foco
With this song, the girls make me move my headCon esta rola las nenas me mueven los cocos
If you don't have it, I'll operate on you but first I'll hit youSi no tienes yo te opero pero primero te cocho