My Dad Vs P.m.

My mom always liked paul the best
She liked his smile and the way he dressed
And when he sang his mouth made an o whoah

Dad liked the girl who did "delta dawn"
But i'll save that for another song
He loves all animals is what you gotta know

We started getting death threats in the mailbox
Milk sucks, let the animals go
They were blaming my dad for testing on cats
They were blaming my dad, my dad?

My dad (my dad)
Versus paul mccartney
He likes to eat meat it's true
My dad (my dad)
Versus paul mccartney
He don't really care if you don't eat it too

Paul thought my dad was a science guy
That makes shampoo that doesn't hurt your eyes
He got reported to p.e.t.a

Well, they had protests in the neighbourhood
When they found out they didn't feel too good
They were looking for a guy with a different name

We stopped getting death threats in the mailbox
Our lives are back to normal
And now mom and dad wanna get a cat
Wanna get a cat my mom

And dad (my dad)
Versus paul mccartney
He likes to eat meat it's true
My dad (my dad)
Versus paul mccartney
He don't really care if you don't eat it too
Don't eat it too
Don't eat it too
Don't eat it too

Baby, you know that it's true