Where's Your Mom?

i get turned on by your nylons
in the hamper parents out of town,
i guess they're sleeping in the camper tonight
i bet they're getting sweaty
'cause when i met you
you were a (vision in the paper)
try to be,
but you're not like her at all
you're just not like your mom
try to look (like your mom)
try to act (like your mom)
try to smell (like your mom)
couldn't,
girl oh where's your mom?
i had a dream
that she flew me to vegas
tied me to the bed
and played bridge with her friends
and they were naked
the next day she took me out shopping
bought me kids clothes just to dress me up
oh god!
she said i was bad boy
try to look (like your mom)
try to act (like your mom)
try to smell (like your mom)
couldn't,
girl oh where's your mom?