Odio La Prepa

I Hate High School

Odio La Prepa

(Ah, there's a good one left for the vacation)(Ah, falta un buen para la vacación)
(I don't know if I'll make it to graduation)(No sé si llegue a la graduación)

Monday morningLunes en la mañana
I want to jump out of the windowMe quiero tirar de la ventana
Although my teacher is a biscuitAunque mi maestro es un bizcocho
I hate waking up to go in at eightOdio despertarme pa' entrar a las ocho
I hope in high schoolEspero que en el bachillerato
My celibacy is overSe acabe mi celibato
My uniform is very boringMi uniforme es muy aburrido
It won't let me show my assortmentNo me deja mostrar mi surtido

I hate high school (high school)Odio la prepa (prepa)
I hate high school (high school)Odio la prepa (prepa)
I hate high school (high school)Odio la prepa (prepa)
I hate high schoolOdio la prepa

I hate high school, I don't want to studyOdio la prepa, no quiero estudiar
I hate high school, I'm going to throw upOdio la prepa, voy a vomitar
I hate high school, I don't want to studyOdio la prepa, no quiero estudiar
I hate high school, I'm going to throw upOdio la prepa, voy a vomitar

Day and night I pray a rosaryDía y noche rezo un rosario
So as not to go to extraordinaryPara no irme a extraordinario
When they told me about the surprise testCuando me dijeron del examen sorpresa
I choked on my Milanese cakeMe ahogué con mi torta de milanesa
I hope I get married soonOjalá que pronto me case
To avoid having to take the test linkPa' no tener que hacer la prueba enlace
The only thing that relieves my painLo único que alivia mi dolor
It's time for the earthquake drill to soundEs que suene el simulacro del temblor

In history I take a napEn historia me echo una pestañita
And I dream that I am AphroditeY sueño que soy Afrodita
I don't care about testicular functionNo me importa la función testicular
I just want to be the most popularSolo quiero ser la más popular
Let me copy you, let me copy youDéjame te copio, déjame te copio
I don't know where the fallopian tubes areNo sé dónde están las trompas de Falopio
Go to the rubber, go to the rubberVáyanse a la goma, váyanse a la goma
I'm not going to get the HPV vaccineNo me va a poner la vacuna del papiloma

I hate high school (high school)Odio la prepa (prepa)
I hate, I hate high schoolOdio, odio la prepa

I hate high school, I don't want to studyOdio la prepa, no quiero estudiar
I hate high school, I'm going to throw upOdio la prepa, voy a vomitar
I hate high school, I don't want to studyOdio la prepa, no quiero estudiar
I hate high school, I'm going to throw upOdio la prepa, voy a vomitar

I have 33 reportsLlevo 33 reportes
For not making it to sports classPor no llegar a la clase de deportes
The biology teacher's mouth stinksLe apesta la boca al prof. de biología
Every time he explains his theory to meCada que me explica su teoría
I want to suck your feetLe quiero chupar los pies
To my English teacherA mi teacher de inglés
They took me to detentionMe llevaron a detención
For watching porn on computersPor ver porno en computación

They put me in the student groupMe metieron a la estudiantina
For failing the urine testPor no pasar la prueba de orina
I don't know who I'm kiddingNo sé a quién engaño
I know I'm going to fail the yearSé que voy a reprobar el año
With my baked muffinsCon mis panquecitos al horno
Bribe to the geography teacherAl profe de geografía soborno
I will only be able to wear a cap and gownSolo podré usar toga y birrete
If I give the director a billSi le suelto al director un billete

I hate high school, I don't want to studyOdio la prepa, no quiero estudiar
I hate, I hate high school, I'm going to throw upOdio, odio la prepa, voy a vomitar
I hate high school (I won the Spelling Bee)Odio la prepa (gané el Spelling Bee)
I hate high school (for being a Glee fan)Odio la prepa (por ser fan de Glee)
I hate high school, I don't want to studyOdio la prepa, no quiero estudiar
I hate high school, I'm going to throw upOdio la prepa, voy a vomitar