Horny Angry Tango

I’m clearly not over you yet
I’m clearly not over you either
Our love has transformed into hate
Damn! Sex right now would sure be great

This is our horny angry tango!
I want to fight!
I want to bang!

This is our horny angry tango!
We’re truly furious but
Dang! We’re also horny too!

I want to tear you limb from limb!
And put your limbs all over my limbs!

Each time we fight I crave you more!
This would be better on the floor!

This is our horizontal tango!
We’re both pissed off
And yet turned on!

This is our horizontal, horny, angry tango!
Now it’s time for six bar long
Classic tango dance break

Ow, thorns!
Dip!
Whore!
Slap!

I cannot slap you back
Because you are a lady

That clearly is a double standard
But it’s probably for the best

This is our horny angry tango!