The Sexy Gettin' Ready Song

Oooh
Oh-oh

Hey, Josh
I want to look good for you tonight
So I'm gonna get in touch with my feminine side

Uh

It's the sexy getting ready song
The sexy getting ready song
I'm primpin' and pluckin'
I'm brushin' and rubbin'
The sexy getting ready song

First I make
Everything shiny and smooth (oh, yeah)
'Cause I want my body
To be so soft for you (bye-bye, skin)

I'm gonna make this night
One you'll never forget (ass blood)
'Cause, boy, I know you like
An hourglass silhouette

Let's see how the guys get ready

It's the sexy getting ready song
The sexy getting ready song
I'm fluffin' and flouncin'
I'm gigglin' and layin'
Sexy getting ready song

Hey, look, hop on my
With that tight little dress
Then turn that ass around
Like you're trying to impress them

God, what
This is how you get ready?
This is some
This is horrifying, like a scary movie or something
Like some nasty-ass patriarchal bleep
You know what?
I gotta go apologize to some bitches
I'm forever changed after what I've just seen

It's the sexy getting ready song
The sexy getting ready song
It's the sexy getting ready song
Body rolls are really hard
It's the sexy getting ready song
The sexy getting ready song