El Calzoncillo a Rayas

The Striped Underwear

El Calzoncillo a Rayas

Oh mom, I don't know what's going onAy mamá, no sé que pasa
The women faintLas mujeres se desmayan
With my yellow striped underwearCon mi calzoncillo amarillo a rayas

Oh mommy, the girls go crazyAy mami las minas se vuelven locas
When I put on the striped zolcilloncaCuando me pongo el zolcillonca a rayas
It's not my money that causes themNo es mi dinero lo que las provoca
Not even that song by Rosamel ArayaNi esa canción de Rosamel Araya

It seems that their head is dislocatedParece que el bocho se les disloca
And they go with Paterson and me to the beachY se van con Paterson y yo a la playa
They rape me all together on the rocksMe violan todas juntas en las rocas
And they leave me wrapped in a towelY me dejan envuelto en una toalla

The package here, the package thereEl bulto para aquí, el bulto para allá
The underwear moves, I can't hide itSe mueve el calzoncillo, no lo puedo ocultar

Oh mom, I don't know what's going onAy mamá, no sé que pasa
The women faintLas mujeres se desmayan
With my yellow striped underwearCon mi calzoncillo amarillo a rayas

To escape I dressed up as a sealPara escapar me disfracé de foca
And I hid behind a wallY me escondí detrás de una muralla
I was discovered in Rivera and SocaMe descubrieron en Rivera y Soca
And they accused me of being a scoundrelY me acusaron de ser un canalla

My girlfriend who is crazy with jealousyMi novia que de celos está loca
To prevent me from going with othersPara impedir que con otras me vaya
He sold my underwear for a pittanceVendió mis calzoncillos por una bicoca
But the glorious striped one didn't sell mePero no me vendió el glorioso a rayas

Because I never take off my striped underwearPorque yo nunca me quito el calzoncillo a rayas
I wouldn't take it off even if I was crazyNo me lo quito ni loquito

I never take off my striped underwearNunca me quito el calzoncillo a rayas
Will the goat fit?¿Cabrá la cabra?

I never take off my striped underwearNunca me quito el calzoncillo a rayas
Elsa licks the salamiElsa lame el salame

I never take off my striped underwearNunca me quito el calzoncillo a rayas
The horse, has it already entered Troy?El caballo, ¿entró ya en troya?

I never take off my striped underwearNunca me quito el calzoncillo a rayas
I stink of pestoApesto a pesto

I never take off my striped underwearNunca me quito el calzoncillo a rayas