El Gordo Del Dolor de Muelas

The Fat Man with a Toothache

El Gordo Del Dolor de Muelas

You tell me it's not so good,Usted me dice que no es tan bueno,
to have a swollen facetener la cara inflada
but you yourself have a facepero usted mismo tiene la cara
like a big double chin.como una gran papada.

And right here next to your mouth,Y es que acá al lado de la boca,
where you look at yourself and touch yourself,que usted se mira y usted se toca,
right here next to your mouth,justo acá al lado de la boca,
you have a mess, a lump.tiene una porquería, una pelota.

Mr. fat man, go see the dentistSeñor gordo, vaya a ver al dentista
Mr. fat man, come on, don't resistseñor gordo, vamos no se resista
and you'll see:y va a ver:
that it doesn't hurt at all,que no le duele nada,
stop fooling around,déjese de pavadas,
if he puts ointment on yousi él le pone pomada
go see him,vaya a verlo,
go see the dentist,vaya a ver al dentista,
go see him,vaya a verlo
don't be so stubborn,no sea tan onanista
don't be silly!no sea gil!

If you had the slightest courage,Si usted tuviera don gordo,
Mr. fat man,el mínimo coraje,
going to the dentist would beir al dentista sería,
a short trip,hacer un corto viaje,
but just thinking about it,pero de solo pensarlo,
you sweat and your nose runs,usted transpira y le salen mocos,
and in the meantime that tooth,y mientras tanto esa muela,
keeps pressing, driving you crazy.sigue apretando, lo vuelve loco.

Mr. fat man, go see the dentistSeñor gordo, vaya a ver al dentista
Mr. fat man, come on, don't resistseñor gordo, vamos no se resista
and you'll see:y va a ver:
that it doesn't hurt at all,que no le duele nada,
stop fooling around,déjese de pavadas,
if he puts ointment on yousi él le pone pomada
go see him,vaya a verlo,
go see the dentist,vaya a ver al dentista,
go see him,vaya a verlo
don't be so stubborn,no sea tan onanista
don't be silly!no sea gil!