I Don't Know a Thing

Black Smoke Rolling From My Old Rambler
I Pulled Into Joe's Auto Supply
Desperate For Some Kind of Answer
Ol' Joe, He's a Friend of Mine
I Said, Hey Joe I've Got a Problem
And I Told Him About What You Had Done
He Looked At Me and He Shook His Head
And Said Sorry I Can't Help You Son
I Can Fix Your Carburetor
I Can Rebuild Your Alternator
I Can Change the Plugs I Can Change the Wires
Replace All Four Bald Tires
I've Got a Warehouse Full of Parts
But I Don't Know a Thing About a Broken Heart
No I Don't Know a Thing About a Broken Heart

So I Went Down to Ol' Doc Miller's
I Told the Nurse He Just Had to See Me
He Took Me in When He Heard Me Tell Her
This Was An Emergency
I Said, Oh Doc She Really Hurt Me
And Then My Tears Fell Like Rain
He Said I've Had At Least a Million Patients
But Never One in So Much Pain
I Could Write You a Prescription
Give You a Straight Shot of Penicillin
I Could Run a Hundred Different Tests
Or Put a Stethoscope to Your Chest
And If It Stops I'll Give You Cpr
But I Don't Know a Thing About a Broken Heart
No I Don't Know a Thing About a Broken Heart

So Girl That's How I Finally Wound Up At Your Door
Hopin' That You Had the Answers I've Been Searchin' For
'cause I Don't Even Have a Clue of How I'll Ever Get Over You
So Tell Me Now Where Do I Start
'cause I Don't Know a Thing About a Broken Heart
No I Don't Know a Thing About a Broken Heart
Lord I Don't Know a Thing About a Broken Heart