Sometimes I Fail

We've been talking about cool and its ramifications, and how it applies to the hip scene. But maybe you could give us some examples now, of the opposite of cool - uncool, just exactly what is uncool?
Yeah we have some thoughts on that

It-it-its uncool to nod on the street corner waiting for the light to change
And uh it uh it-its uncool to let anybody know your uncle is a registered pharmacist, uncool for the whole family
You know, it's uncool to buddy with a known fink
And it's uncool to ask: Where d'you get it?
It's disastrously uncool to let friends use your penthouse or the porch to deliver the packages from Mexico
You know and it's uncool to ask: Where d'you get it?
And it is uncool to wear shades after sunset