Roast Yourself

Roast Yourself

Roast Yourself

Let's do itVamo' a darle
I'm a drunk, old, and pot-bellied JewYo soy un judío borracho, viejo y panzón
I steal content from memes, videos, and blogsRobo contenido de memes, videos y blogs
They say my ex left me for being stupid and a jerkDicen que mi ex me dejó por pendejo y patán
I lived with my parents, I left at thirty years oldVivía con mis padres, me fui a los treinta de edad

And it was in a club where they hit meY en un antro fue donde me pegaron
They almost ripped my lip off but it was a boxerCasi me arrancan el labio pero fue un boxeador
Hashtag Rayito, they say it's a scamHashtag Rayito, dicen que es una estafa
That it's all shady deals, that I should think about getting rid of my big noseQue esas son puras tranzas, que mejor piense en quitarme lo narizón

They call me Rayito, the most partying YouTuberMe dicen Rayito, el YouTuber mas fiestero
Who doesn't care about anything as long as there's good moneyAl que no le importa nada mientras haya buena lana

I'm a big ass-kisserSoy bien lame huevos
And I always mess upY siempre me paso de pedo
That my Facebook page looks like a commercialQue mi página de Facebook parece un comercial

I have a crazy and very bipolar sisterTengo una hermana bien loca y muy bipolar
I made videos with her until she kicked me out of the channelHacía videos con ella hasta que me botó del canal
I don't care about any of them, I want to kiss them allNinguna me importa a todas las quiero besar
I'm a womanizer, I have a girlfriend in every citySoy un mujeriego, tengo novia en cada ciudad

They call me Rayan, the one who kisses everyone for trendsMe dicen Rayan, el que besa a todas por tendencias
The one who challenges Luna Bella with shots of semen to proveEl que reta a Luna Bella con shots de semen para probar

They call me Rayito, the most partying YouTuberMe dicen Rayito, el YouTuber mas fiestero
Who doesn't care about anything as long as there's good moneyAl que no le importa nada mientras haya buena lana

I'm a big ass-kisserSoy bien lame huevos
And I always mess upY siempre me paso de pedo
That my Facebook page looks like a commercialQue mi página de Facebook parece un comercial

Come, come, come, let yourself be bittenVen, ven, ven, déjate morder
Just with a viral kiss I'll make you come backSolo con un beso viral te voy a volver

Come, come, come, let's do it againVen, ven, ven, hagámoslo otra vez
There's no content left, I have to put somethingYa no hay contenido algo tengo que poner

Come, come, come, let yourself be bittenVen, ven, ven, déjate morder
Just with a viral kiss I'll make you come backSolo con un beso viral te voy a volver

Come, come, come, let's do it againVen, ven, ven, hagámoslo otra vez
There's no content left, I have to put somethingYa no hay contenido algo tengo que poner

They call me Rayito, the most partying YouTuberMe dicen Rayito, el YouTuber mas fiestero
Who doesn't care about anything as long as there's good moneyAl que no le importa nada mientras haya buena lana

I'm a big ass-kisserSoy bien lame huevos
And I always mess upY siempre me paso de pedo
That my Facebook page looks like a commercialQue mi página de Facebook parece un comercial

Rayito in the fucking houseRayito in the fucking house
Mexico, Colombia, unitedMéxico, Colombia, unidos
The VintThe Vint
Yeah babyYeah baby