You're dearly beloved, first pick in the group
You're everyone's favourite, I swear I could puke
Don't wanna be offensive, don't mean to be rude
But no one should be allowed to be pretty, hot and cute
Annoyingly cool, this is getting on my nerves
And the fact that I agree makes it ten times worse
I could try my best, and you'd still be first
You're everyone's blessing in my life-long curse

Porcelain skin, cherry lips
Big blue eyes, fantastic tits
I only hate you, 'cause I wanna be like you (shit)

I'm crashing out, you're drop-dead pretty
And I'm dropping to the ground
I'm down in the fetal position, praying I'd be like you
You're the life of the party, ah
Spill my guts in the lobby, ah
I am so obsessed, I should care less
Bring the cake, I'm the pity party princess

All the jokes I pull, she knew them first
She's a natural, and all my lines are rehearsed
Cat's out the bag, I'm jealous as fuck
It's like I'm on life-support, and she keeps pulling the plug
Oh, she floats in the river that I've cried
And she'll dance on this ground once my salt stream dries
In high heels and clothes I could never afford
And I'll try to be like her till I'm in the morgue

Porcelain skin, cherry lips
Big blue eyes, fantastic tits
I only hate you, 'cause I wanna be like you (shit)

I'm crashing out, you're drop-dead pretty
And I'm dropping to the ground
I'm down in the fetal position, praying I'd be like you
You're the life of the party, ah
Spill my guts in the lobby, ah
I am so obsessed, I should care less
Bring the cake, I'm the pity party princess

Turn my glass half full into a pessimist
All I see is her, it's hard to co-exist
She's the best and the worst, she's blessed and I'm cursed
I'm the silver girl 'cause she's always first
I'm the static, she's the catalyst
Full of envy, but I plead the fifth
'Cause I know she's not to blame, I'm just so insecure, that's right
No, comparison can't kill, but tonight, it might

I'm crashing out, you're drop-dead pretty
And I'm dropping to the ground
I'm down in the fetal position, praying I'd be like you
You're the life of the party, ah
Spill my guts in the lobby, ah
I am so obsessed, I should care less
Bring the cake, I'm the pity party princess