A História do Mamute

The Mammoth's Story

A História do Mamute

A tiny mammoth wanted to flyUm mamute pequenino queria voar
He tried and tried but couldn't flyTentava e tentava e não podia voar
A little dove, his friend, tried to helpUma pombinha, sua amiga, tentou ajudar
And made him jump from the fifth floorE do quinto andar fez ele pular
Hihihihihihi, what happened?Hihihihihihi, o que aconteceu?

ShitMerda
The mammoth turned into shitO mamute virou merda
ShitMerda
The mammoth turned into shitO mamute virou merda

A tiny mammoth wanted to smokeUm mamute pequenino queria fumar
He tried and tried but couldn't smokeTentava e tentava e não podia fumar
The dog, his friend, tried to helpO cachorro, seu amigo, tentou ajudar
And made him smoke five hundred cigarettesE quinhentos cigarrinhos fez ele fumar
What happened?O que aconteceu?

CancerCâncer
The mammoth got cancerO mamute teve câncer
CancerCâncer
The mammoth got cancerO mamute teve câncer

A tiny mammoth wanted to drinkUm mamute pequenino queria beber
He tried and tried but couldn't drinkTentava e tentava e não podia beber
The bear, his friend, tried to solveUm urso, seu amigo, tentou resolver
And made him drink six liters of whiskeyE seis litros de uísque fez ele beber
What happened?O que aconteceu?

CirrhosisCirrose
The mammoth got cirrhosisNo mamute deu cirrose
CirrhosisCirrose
The mammoth got cirrhosisNo mamute deu cirrose

A tiny mammoth wanted to have sexUm mamute pequenino queria transar
He tried and tried but couldn't have sexTentava e tentava e não podia transar
The donkey, his friend, tried to helpUm jegue, seu amigo, tentou ajudar
And made him have sex with a hundred prostitutesCom cem prostitutas fez ele transar
Oh, what happened?Oh, o que aconteceu?

AIDSAIDS
The mammoth got AIDSO mamute pegou AIDS
AIDSAIDS
The mammoth got AIDSO mamute pegou AIDS

A tiny mammoth wanted to do drugsUm mamute pequenino queria se drogar
He tried and tried but couldn't do drugsTentava e tentava e não podia se drogar
The cat, his friend, tried to helpO gato, seu amigo, tentou ajudar
And made him snort fifty linesE cinquenta carreirinhas fez ele cheirar
Hah, what happened?Hah, o que aconteceu?

OverdoseOverdose
The mammoth overdosedO mamute com overdose
OverdoseOverdose
The mammoth overdosedO mamute com overdose

And now? What happened?E agora? O que aconteceu?
I think that figure diedAcho que morreu essa figura aí
I think he bit the dustAcho que foi pro saco

He diedMorreu
The mammoth diedO mamute morreu
DiedMorreu
The mammoth screwed upO mamute se fu
DiedMorreu
The mammoth diedO mamute morreu
DiedMorreu
The mammoth screwed upO mamute se fu

Done!Deu!