Encuentros Cercanos Del Tercer Sexo

Close Encounters of the Third Sex

Encuentros Cercanos Del Tercer Sexo

I was walkingIba yo caminando
Through San Juan de LetránPor san juan de letrán
Watching the girls passing byViendo las nenas que pasan
Cakes come and goBizcochos vienen y van
A blonde bombshellUna güera a todo dar
Started hitting on meSe me comenzó a lanzar
I winked at herLe cerré el ojo
And she smiled at meY ella me sonrió
Then I approached herY luego yo me le acerque
And we started chattingY empezamos a cotorrear
She said she wanted us to go partyElla me dijo que quería que nos fuéramos a reventar
I felt very gallantYo me sentía muy galán
And everything was happinessY todo era felicidad
Until she told meHasta que ella me dijo
My name is JuanMi nombre es Juan

What a disappointment, what frustration it turned out she was gayQue decepción, que frustración resultó que era un gay
What a disappointment, hey what frustration she wasn't a girl, she was a guyQue decepción oye que frustración no era vieja era un güey

I wanted to feel crazyQuise sentir demencia
I wanted to escapeQuise desafanar
But she was clingyPero ella estaba aferrada
And wanted to hug meY me quería cinchar
She found another LeandroA otro leandro se encontró
And also introduced me to himY también me lo presentó
I took advantage of the momentYo aproveché el momento
And escapedY me desafané

But what a disappointment, what frustration it turned out he was a guyPero que decepción que frustración resulto que era un güey
What a disappointment, hey what frustration he wasn't a girl, he was gayQue decepción oye que frustración no era vieja era un gay

A big guyUn chalecón
Had a mustacheTenia bigote
A flamboyant guyUn jotolón
Was a gayEra mayate
Leandro in a dress, in a dressLeandro con vestido, con vestido
Leandro in a dressLeandro con vestido
Only those who have been burnedSolo el que se ha quemado
Know what fire isSabe lo que es el fuego
Only those who have been drunkSolo el que se ha embriagado
Know what alcohol isSabe lo que es el alcohol
Only those who have been deeply hurtSolo el que ha sido lastimado profundamente
Can feel what this humiliation isPuede sentir lo que es esta humillación
Only those who have encountered a backdoorSolo el que se ha topado con un trasvergui
Understand the light of this songTiene luz de esta canción

What a disappointment, what frustration it turned out he was gayQue decepción que frustración resulto que era un gay
What a disappointment, hey what frustration he wasn't a girl, he was a guyQue decepción oye que frustración no era vieja era un güey