Historia de La Chava Que No Usaba Brasiere (por El Lonje Moco)

The Story of the Girl Who Didn't Wear a Bra (by El Lonje Moco)

Historia de La Chava Que No Usaba Brasiere (por El Lonje Moco)

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What's up???Que tal???
I'm the long snotYo soy el longe moco
And I'm gonna tell you a story that was terrible, it was terribleY les voy a contar una historia que fue horrible, fue horrible

A story about a girl getting ready for her boyfriendUna historia de una chava que estaba arreglándose pal novio
She didn't wear a braElla no usaba brasiere
So they hung, they hungEntonces le colgaban, le colgaban

-They hung what??-Le colgaban que??

They hung bras in her closetLe colgaban los brasieres en su closet
She only wore a robe while getting readySolo usaba una bata mientras se arreglaba
She was in her bedroomEstaba en su recamara
And suddenly she got really cold in thereY de repente le dio mucho frío ahí
Right there in her bedroomAhí en su recamara
Well, she got cold down there tooBueno también le dio frió ahí
And it's because she didn't put on, didn't put onY es que no se puso, no se puso

-Underwear, she didn't put on underwear-Chones, no se puso chones

No!!!No!!!
She didn't lock the windowsNo se puso los seguros de las ventanas
And then the cold air came in, came inY entonces se metió, se metió

-The cold air came in-Se metió el aire

No!!!!!!!!No!!!!!!!!
She downed a couple of shots to warm upSe metió un par de tequilas pal frío
Total, her boyfriend shows upTota, que llega el novio
And when he saw her in just the robeY al verla con la pura batita
He wanted to seduce herLa quiso seducir
She was into itElla si quería
But she felt shy because she was on, she was onPero le daba pena porque pus estaba en, estaba en

-Her period, she was on her period-En sus días, estaba en sus días

No!!!!!!!!No!!!!!!!!
Her parents were in the next roomEstaban sus papas en la recamara de junto
And when they did it, they kept banging, bangingY es que cuando lo hacían se la pasaban pegando, pegando

-Screaming, banging and screaming-De gritos, pegando de gritos

No!!!!!!!!No!!!!!!!!
Her parents kept banging their ears on the wall to hear themSe la pasaban pegando sus papas las orejas en la pared para escucharlos

So, they decided to dance in the bedroom insteadTotal, que mejor decidieron bailar en la recamara
Then she pulled out the CD of "Dance Rhythm 3"Entonces ella saco el compact de "al ritmo dance 3"
The music was amazingLa música estaba buenísima
And they had a blast, and they had a blastY se la pasaron, y se la pasaron

-So much fun, they had a blast-De pelos, se la pasaron de pelos

No!!!!!!!!!No!!!!!!!!!
They passed it to the parents so they could dance tooSe la pasaron a los papas para que bailaran tambien
And they had a blast, they had a blastY ellos se la pasaron, se la pasaron

-Dancing, they had a blast dancing-Bailando, se la pasaron bailando

No!!!!!!!No!!!!!!!
They passed it through the hoop of triumphSe la pasaron por el arco del triunfo
Because they wanted to sleepPorque pus se querían dormir
It was terrible, it was terribleFue horrible, fue horrible

Well, the story was terribleBueno la historia fue horrible
Because the music was amazingPorque la música estaba buenísima
It sounded something like thisSonaba mas o menos así
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