Feeling ripped off, feeling struck by you
Woah
It still tracks on, am I terrible?

You've got the money, honey, I've got the time (ah-ah)
You wanna go dancing every night (ah-ah)
We'll go out next week, never mind

What do you do, are you right, my dear?
You got a bingo cap, did she cost a lot?

You've got the money, honey, I've got the time (ah-ah)
You wanna go dancing every night (ah-ah)
You've got the money, honey, it should be a crime (ah-ah)
You wanna go dancing every night (ah-ah)
Every night

I wish I could grab my friends and put them in a
Net and fill my house with them
And so the story goes, do you wanna be alone?
If I can be around my bed with water in my hand
Well, I shall be a man
And so the story ends, do you live alone?

Thank you so much (ah-ah), I've always dreamed about (ah-ah)
What it would be like to maybe win
But I never actually (ah-ah) thought it would happen (ah-ah)
I sing country music, so thank you so much for giving me a chance to win a VMA award
Yo, Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'll let you finish
But Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time
One of the best videos of all time
Time