Mary's Christmas

Say it ain't so
I got a list here
That tells me, my dear
That you've been blind
And I stand out in the snow
While your mistletoe
Is danglin' over his head

You're sittin' by the fire
Kindlin' desire
While I'm freezin' outside
You say you're just friends
But I see you holding hands
Well nobody likes a liar

I'm burnin' pictures of you
Just to stay warm and
Baby it's cold outside
I just wanna be let in

So listen closely this Christmas
There's somebody on your roof
Who knows you've been naughty
And naughty since I've been gone
Unwrap this package behind your closed doors
Close all the wrappers that litter the floor
I'm through with Mary this Christmas

And oh my God you, you did it again
I just had to find out by talking to all of your friends
I'm burnin' pictures of you
Just to stay warm and
Baby it's cold outside
I just wanna be let in

So listen closely this Christmas
There's somebody on your roof
Who knows you've been naughty
And naughty since I've been gone
Unwrap this package behind your closed doors
Close all the wrappers that litter the floor
I'm through with Mary this Christmas

When the snow falls
There'll be phone calls
Wonderin' where you've been
And your caller ID
Right by the christmas tree
Is perfect proof that you're ignoring me

So listen closely this Christmas
There's somebody on your roof
Who knows you've been naughty
And naughty since I've been gone
Unwrap this package behind your closed doors
Close all the wrappers that litter the floor
I'm through with Mary this Christmas