Friday

7 Pm waking up in the evening.
I smell like shit gotta take a bath.
Gotta shave my beard then a shave down there.
Shavin' everything the time is going.
Tickin' on and on clock is rushin'
Gotta get down to the bikestand.
Gotta ride my bike down to the club.
Catch up with the boys then,
Hook up with the girls and.
Gotta make my mind up.
Witch girl should I take?

It's friday, friday gotta get laid on friday.
Everybodys looking forward to the weekend, weekend.
Friday, friday getting laid on friday.
Everybodys looking forward to the weekend.
Partyin partyin' fuck
Partyin partyin' yeah
Fun fun fun fun
I am gonna get some this weekend

11.45 Waking up by the drain
We were drinking so fast that I couldn't stop.
Puke puke I think puke
Is the most ugly word.
I got this you got that,
My friends are not in sight. Hey?
I got this you got that,
Life's so unfair.
Vomit on my t-shirt
Consistensy like yogurt.
I feel the smell from the pizza that I ate.

It's friday, friday drink too much every friday.
Turns out the same way weekend, weekend.
Friday, friday same thing every friday.
I stay in my bed hungover the whole weekend.
Partyin partyin' fuck
Partyin partyin' yeah
Fun fun fun fun
This is how I spend every weekend

My name is
Jay-tee and I'm your beer bong enemy.
I'm poppin' 40's til I loose my memory.
When I go down I go down in history.
I will be the shitfaced mystery!
Let's get this party started.
I wanna act like I'm retarded.
So what's up with all the fuzzin'
I got so drunk that I fucked my cousin.

It's friday, friday gotta get laid on friday.
Everybodys looking forward to the weekend, weekend.
Friday, friday getting laid on friday.
Everybodys looking forward to the weekend.
Partyin partyin' fuck
Partyin partyin' yeah
Fun fun fun fun
I am gonna get some some this weekend.

I am gonna get some some this weekend.

What's up with that fish oh what the hell?!