La Triste Historia de Los Cojelones

The Sad Story of the Fuckers

La Triste Historia de Los Cojelones

(aha) It's a kinda crazy love story,(aja) Es una historia de amor medio loka,
that tells how a dude and his girl,q cuenta como un vato y su morra,
couldn't live happily because this guy did coke, (they say)no podian vivir felices por q este wey se metia koka, (dicen)
he was crazy and always was,el era loko y siempre lo fue,
she bought margarita or frances,ella compraba margarita o frances,
for lunch and always went at six, (six)para el lonche y siempre iva a las seis,(seis)
there he always waited for her, (aha)ahí la esperaba siempre este wey,(aja)
she didn't care about his vice, (no)a ella no le importava su vicio,(no)
nor that he didn't have a job, (no)ni q tampoco tuviera un oficio,(no)
but her mom noticed the stretch marks,pero su jefa noto la estrias,
of her coke-using boyfriend,de su novio de la koka q se metia,
and they closed the black door,y le cerraron la puerta negra,
they bolted it with three padlocks,la remacharon con tres candados,
and the girl wasn't senty a la muchacha no la mandaban
neither for bread, nor for errands,ni por el pan, ni por los mandados,
but they didn't count onpero no contaban con q,
the window facing north,la ventana q apunta al norte,
had no protectors,no tenia protectores,
and the good climbers',y el de los buenos escaladores ,
he fought and could,le hizo la lucha y pudo,
with his tough love style,con su amor al estilo rudo,
look, kiss, grope, and everything else.mirar, besar, fajar, y todo lo demás.

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And all night they fucked, he and she fucked,Y toda la noche cojian, el y ella cojian ,
and he escaped before the sun of the next day,y el se escapaba antes del sol del siguiente día,

(aha) One night fucking in the room,(aja) Una noche cojiendo en el cuarto,
they got carried away, and gave it so much,se prendieron de mas, y le dieron tanto,
her mother was approaching,la madre de ella se acercaba,
because the moans were heard,por q los gemidos se escuchaban,
and she opens the door to the girl,y q le abre la puerta ala niña,
and she was upside down,y ella estaba patas parriba,
and she looks at her ass (oh damn),y le mira las nalgas (ay cabron)
and in the ass even his dick went down,y en el culo asta el pito se le bajo,
and the mom with wide eyes,y la mama con los ojos pelones,
and the guy couldn't find his pants,y el wey no encontraba los pantalones,
what a shame, it was really embarrassing,q bochorno neta q era pena ajena,
and the worst part is how the girl reacted,y lo peor es como redola nena,
while he escaped through the window,mientras el se escapaba por la ventana,
she moaned and sang alone and mom,ella emitía cantaba solo y mama,
said, daughter what's wrong with youle dijo, hija ijole q te pasa
but tomorrow you leave my house,pero mañana te me largas de la casa,
but the next day came,pero el día siguiente llego,
and the girl didn't leave,y la muchacha no se marcho,
and the mom didn't comb her hair,y la jefita no se peino,
but a wall was raised,pero una barda si levano,
they were not seen there, they ended,ya no se vieron ahí terminaron,
but surely they never forgot,pero seguro nunca olvidaron,
how they fucked and got caught,como cojieron y los cacharon,
and that a rapper would tell it they never imagined,y q un rapero lo contara nunca imaginaron,

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And all night they fucked, he and she fucked,Y toda la noche cojian, el y ella cojian ,
and he escaped before the sun of the next day,y el se escapaba antes del sol del siguiente día,