My Parent's Couch

Spring break 2008
I got so drunk that week I barely ate
On a boat, on some lake
So convinced that it would always feel this way
Young and dumb, wrinkle free
No way my tits were ever gonna touch my knees
No not us, no not me
Ever get so high that you forget to breathe?

And then I fell asleep
Woke up and I'm 23
Feels like pushing daisies
Feels like I'm crazy

Thought I'd end up in New York City
Turns out Brooklyn's kind of shitty
Passed out on my parents' couch
Only live life through the TV
Turns out I'm not that kind of pretty
Wasted on my parents' couch

Took a plane to LA
I drank a bloody Mary on the way
I met a guy, thought it was love
Too young to see it for what it really was
Changed my name, fell out of touch
I wish I wasn't always in such a rush

And then I fеll asleep
Woke up and I'm 23
Feels like pushing daisies
Feels likе I'm crazy

Thought I'd end up in New York City
Turns out Brooklyn's kind of shitty
Passed out on my parents couch
Only live life through the TV
Turns out I'm not that kind of pretty
Wasted on my parents couch

Thought I'd end up in New York City
Turns out Brooklyn's kind of shitty
Passed out on my parents couch
Only live life through the TV
Turns out I'm not that kind of pretty
Wasted on my parents couch