Don't Beat My Ass (With a Baseball Bat)

No Me Patees El Culo (Con Un Bate de Béisbol)

Don't Beat My Ass (With a Baseball Bat)

Las cosas no se ven bien para mi
Things don't look to good to me
Siento que no tengo suerte
I feel I'm out of luck
Y todo por unas glándulas inflamadas
And all because of swollen glands
Y solo una estúpida cogida
And just one stupid fuck
Este loco vino de Alabama y
This wacko came from Alabama and
Era el lugar equivocado
That's not where it's at
Y ahora tu cabrón me ha estado persiguiendo
And now your jock's been chasing me round
Con un gran, gran bate de béisbol
With a great big baseball bat
No me patees el culo
Don't kick my ass
No me patees el culo
Don't kick my ass
No me patees el culo con un bate de béisbol, no
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat no

Bueno, yo estaba de humor para un poco de amor a granel
Well I was in the mood for some love in bulk
No un combate de lucha libre con un gran Hulk
Not a wrestling match with a some big hulk
Y este tipo de aquí era un gato nada cool
And this here dude he was an uncool cat
Y él me golpeó la cabeza con un bate de béisbol
And he beat me bout' my head with a baseball bat
No me patees el culo
Don't kick my ass
No me patees el culo
Don't kick my ass
No me patees el culo con un bate de béisbol, no
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat no

Cuando me levante después de ser golpeado al suelo
When I got up from being beat to the ground
Empece a picarme como un perro con garrapatas
I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound
Y me quede horrorizado con lo que encontré
And I was aghast at what I found
La ultima enfermedad social que ha estado rondando
The latest social disease that's been going around
Te pateare el culo (te pateare el culo)
I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
Te pateare el culo (te pateare el culo)
I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
Te pateare el culo con un bate de béisbol, perra
I'll kick your ass with a baseball, bat bitch