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You've got thirteen wishbones on your kitchen wall
You got your Chinese Ginseng tea
Got a blue kimono and a D-18
You got me

You know I'd like to love you but I don't know how
I got these wings down on my feet
I just keep on chewing all the sacred cow
I can eat

That's why I practice and practice and I chew on some
cactus
And I give my pistol a twirl
I roll up a load, roll down the road
I go downtown to wrestle a live nude girl

I go downtown to wrestle a live nude girl
I go downtown to wrestle a live nude girl

For 25 you get a live nude girl
She can wrestle so obscene
If you've just got 10 you wrestle polyethylene

You know little Beatrice she can break your bone
She can shake out all your teeth
She's a real good wrestle
If your tensions need relief

That's why I practice and practice and I chew on some
cactus
And I give my pistol a twirl
I roll up a load, roll down the road
I go downtown to wrestle a live nude girl

I go downtown to wrestle a live nude girl
I go downtown to wrestle a live nude girl