Massacre!/Main Title

We've been blowing up the world for years, I'm surprised it took them this long to get here.
Think of all the risks, think of all the stakes.
Haven't you bastards ever heard of the first amendment?

Now listen, because of the rapidly deteriorating situation on the highway, we have no fresh meat.
It's time to die.
Goddamn it cowboy, see you in hell, I'll send you a postcard.

Ayi, una barca. Oh my absent god evil stalks the land.
All citizens are urged to stay off the streets, they are not safe, stay inside your homes, don't leave your homes.