La Biselada

The Plastic Surgery

La Biselada

That one coming across the streetEsa que viene cruzando la calle
They gave her boobsLe pusieron tetas
That one coming across the streetEsa que viene cruzando la calle
They changed everything about herLe cambiaron todo
They lifted her nose and tailLe pararon la nariz y el rabo
They cut the love handles on the sideLe cortaron los gordos de lado
They brushed her backLe dieron cepillo por la espalda
They gave her legs so she can show offLe pusieron piernas pa que salga
The belly button back in the centerEl ombligo otra vez en el centro
So she can be the center of attention at the beachPa que en la playa sea el epicentro
They squared her chin and eyeLe cuadraron el mentón y el ojo
Something happened that the eye is not noticeableAlgo paso que no se nota el ojo
And the teeth looking straight aheadY los dientes mirando de frente
She has no brakes, she looks decentNo tiene frenos ya se ve decente
They stretched the skin on her neckLe estiraron la piel en el cuello
So the years keep being beautifulPa que los años sigan siendo bellos
A charm on her tongue to gossipUn dije en la lengua para que se pinche
And the tattoo says the commotionY el tatuaje dice el bochinche

That's why they now say there are no ugly womenPor eso es que ahora dicen que no hay mujer fea
As long as there's a scalpel, money comes from whereverSiempre que halla cuchilla la plata sale de donde sea
How time passes like a turtleComo pasan los tiempos de la jicotea
That the ugly one's luck today the pretty one doesn't wish forQue la suerte de la fea hoy la bonita no la desea

And they cut and remove and remove and putY cortan y quitan y quitan y ponen
They suture here, then they stick over thereSuturan aquí, vuelven y pegan por allá
And they put and remove and remove and putY quitan y ponen y ponen y quitan
They patch up here, later they sew over thereRemiendan por aquí, más tarde cosen por allá