I Got Abducted By Aliens

One day an alien landed in my backyard
At 1st i thought it was Captain Picard
but then i saw green tentacle things
and i knew it wasn't good tidings that they bring
I got abducted by aliens
they electro beamed me up to thier ship
strapped me to a table and i heard something rip
it was my skull, they cut it in half
tickled my brain, then they made me laugh
I got abducted by aliens
blubbering like a baby, i confessed all my sins
in my arms and legs, they stuck some pins
jabbed a metal probe up my butt
and back on Earth, they call me a nut
I got abducted by aliens
They dropped me off, then they cruised
as i lay there feeling used and abused
and now they say my brain is out of whack
just because i'm waiting for my alien friends to come back
I got abducted by aliens