Velvet Von Black

She's the girl you read about in girlie magazines
While you've got your wiener in your hand
She is more addictive than a mountain of crack
Velvet, velvet von black
Every fella gives the old thumbs up when she is near
Melons that could feed a pack of bears for a year
Miles of tits and a garden of ass
Velvet makes you harder than a calculus class
She could suck the gay right off of a painting of a unicorn
She could fuck you right in half
Her cans are posable that makes them hosable

Two, three, four

She'd be fun to lick like a philatelist stamp
Especially if you like the taste of kerosene lamps
Did I forget to sing about her monstrous rack
Velvet, velvet von black
If you want to meet her for a casual screw
Don't be shocked when you get balls of royalest blue
She will steal your cash and shove a shiv in your back
Velvet, velvet von black
Funbags, meatballs
Love stones, yabos
Velvet, velvet von black