Roast Yourself Challenge

Roast Yourself Challenge

Roast Yourself Challenge

DeadMuertos
The dead of YouTube, dead of YouTubeLo muerto 'e YouTube, muerto 'e YouTube
Dead, deadMuertos, muertos
The dead of YouTube, dead of YouTubeLo muerto 'e YouTube, muerto 'e YouTube
HB who?, HB who?HB who?, HB who?
Prejo, prejoPrejo, prejo
Prrr, prrrPrrr, prrr
The dead have come backRevivieron los muertos

[Benny Emmanuel][Benny Emmanuel]
Millions follow them, a couple of lazy assesLos siguen millones, par de huevones
The monkey threw the heelsEl chango tiró los tacones
And on Twitter, just big mouthsY en Twitter nomás de hocicones
On the street they shout 'upload a video'En la calle gritan suban vídeo
The other YouTubers are trashLos demás youtubers están culeros
Don't believe me just watch, dudeDon't believe me just watch nigga
Two million just for the hell of itDos millones a lo pendejo
Noodle soupSopa de fideo

Stop, stopPararara, pararara
Upload a video alreadyYa suban vídeo
It won't happen, it won't happenNo pasará, no pasará
They don't upload anything, they don't upload anythingNo suben na', no suben na'
Damn kids swallowing cumPiches morros traga mecos
They're dead on YouTubeEn YouTube están bien muertos
Besides being tacky, uglyAparte de nacos, feos
Tacky, uglyDe nacos, feos

[Harold Azuara][Harold Azuara]
Dead like JacksonMuertos como Jackson
No one watches us and we get cockyNadie nos ve y ya se nos sube
They don't want us here on YouTube anymoreYa no nos quieren aquí en YouTube
H & B get off your high horseH & B bájense de su nube
HB are not as cool as Lisa anymoreHB ya no son chidos como Lisa
Seriously, kill yourselves, throw yourselves in a pitNeta matense, avientense a un pozo
Seriously dude, your jokes aren't even funnyNeta wey sus chistes ni dan risa
It's cringeworthy, dude, what a shameDan penita ajena wey que perro oso

Damn prickly dudesPinches vatos bien erizos
The party's over for youYa se les acabó el chupe
Damn TV guysPinches vatos televisos
I saw you on 'La Rosa de Guadalupe'Ya los vi en la rosa de Guadalupe

Benny, don't be a dumbass, damn chamberlainBenny no mamar, pinche chambelán
I didn't get to spank the AcaShore girlsNo me tocó nalguear a las de AcaShore
I hate you, don't forget who's the bossTe odio, no se te olvide quién es el patrón
The channel without me, you screwed it upEl canal sin mí, usted lo jodió

DeadMuertos
The dead of YouTube, dead of YouTubeLo muerto 'e YouTube, muerto 'e YouTube
Dead, deadMuertos, muertos
The dead of YouTube, dead of YouTubeLo muerto 'e YouTube, muerto 'e YouTube
HB who?, HB who?HB who?, HB who?
Prejo, prejoPrejo, prejo
Prrr, prrrPrrr, prrr
The dead have come backRevivieron los muertos

[Harold Azuara][Harold Azuara]
They leaked my nudes and I have them like TupacFiltraron mi pack y la tengo como como Tupac
I don't give a shit about your dad, that's what your mom saidMe la pela tu papá, eso me dijo tu mamá
Without me, Benny can't make videosSin mí Benny no puede hacer vídeos
Because Harold is the good onePorque Harold es el bueno
In the title, Benny is the last oneEn el título Benny es el último
Harold is written firstHarold se escribe primero

I'm wild, you're Tweety BirdYo soy silvestre, tú eres Piolín
Harold and Benny, Harold and BennyHarold y Benny, Harold y Benny
They don't ask you to go out for breadNo te piden que salgas por el pan
Benny, you're Kenny's fuckbuddyBenny tu eres el fuckbuddy del Kenny
Come on, come and suck dickA ver, ven y mama bicho
Do you have balls or not, shit?¿Tienes muchos huevos o no, mierda?
I go first and as the saying goesYo voy adelante y pues como dice el dicho
In front of the balls, there's always Mr. DickAdelante de los huevos siempre va don verga

[Benny Emmanuel][Benny Emmanuel]
From cheap actor to rapperDe actorcito barato a rapero
Azuara, you don't know what to doAzuara no sabes qué hacer
You don't even have money to eatYa no tienes plata para comer
And Hammilton Bakerr sounds too gayY Hammilton Bakerr suena muy gay
They say the law of the biggest dick around hereLa ley del más verga dicen por aquí
Supposedly, he's going to become a gentlemanQuesque en caballero se va a convertir
You upload pure shit to YouTube without meSubes a YouTube pura mierda sin mí
Think about it, think about itPiénsenlo bien, piénsenlo bien
Harold is so lame nowEl Harold ya quedó re wey
Just for smoking everydayNomás por fumar everyday
And that's what his mom said tooY eso me dijo su jefa también

Harold, you're a little bitchHarold, eres bien putito
You stole the rabbit's heelsLe robaste los tacones al conejo
Not even your little brother sees youNo te ve ni tu hermanito
Harold & Harold is not Harold & Benny, dumbassHarold & Harold no es Harold & Benny pendejo

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(Harold Azuara)(Harold Azuara)
Harold and BennyHarold y Benny
Your favorite dumbasses from YouTube are backRegresaron tus pendejos favoritos del YouTube
To kill it as always, assholeA romperla como siempre, cabrón

(Roast yourself)(Roast yourself)