Drop Bears Are Real

Falling from the sky
Furry terror in your eye
There’s no way you can
Escape this fate

Claws made of steel
Gouge your face off
Latching onto its prey

Falling
From the branches of death
Eucalyptus
Fuelled violence

Drop bears are real

Vegemite won’t repel
They attack until you die
Precision falling guidance
Droppin’ in causing violence

Fangs

Like sharpened stones
Tearing flesh
From your bones

Bit on the neck
Fell into the mud
Your face and head
Shred in a pool of blood
Grab a fosters
Put on neighbours
We’ve run out of words
So the same of the song is
Drop bears are real

Drop bears are real