Cacka Boom

Pluma cacka

Cacka Boom

Si tienes frío, aquí tienes un plan
If you're cold, well here's a plan
Saca el enchufe del ventilador
Pull the plug out of your fan
Si estás caliente, ahora aquí hay un esquema
If you're hot, now here's a scheme
Estacione su botty en el arroyo
Park your botty in the stream
Si estás cansado, echa un vistazo a esta parcela
If you're tired, check this plot
Busca una fuente que llegue al punto
Seek a source that hits the spot
Si eres snooty, aquí tienes una estratagema
If you're snooty, here's a ploy
Pasee por el hoi polloi
Stroll along the hoi polloi
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No tendrás nada que mostrar
You'll not have owt to show for it
Si no te gusta (Cacka Boom)
If you don't go for it (Cacka Boom)
Tendrás que aceptarlo
You'll have to come to terms with it,
Ponte en la firma con ella (Cacka Boom)
Get on the firm with it (Cacka Boom)
Si no te das cuenta de ello
If you don't get to grips with it,
Has tenido tus fichas con él (Cacka Boom)
You've had your chips with it (Cacka Boom)
Sólo vendrás a lamentarlo si no lo haces
You'll only come to rue it if you don't do it

Si estás perdido, prueba esta noción
If you're lost, well try this notion
Búscate una poción mágica (Cacka Boom)
Find yourself a magic potion (Cacka Boom)
Si estás enojado, comprueba este sibilo
If you're angry, check this wheeze
Cuente hasta diez y luego di «queso» (Cacka Boom)
Count to ten and then say "cheese" (Cacka Boom)
Si estás tenso aquí está la respuesta
If you're uptight here's the answer
Aprende a ser bailarina del vientre (Cacka Boom)
Learn to be a belly dancer (Cacka Boom)
Si estás acorralado, haz una maraña
If you're cornered, suss a wangle
Pruébalo desde un ángulo diferente
Try it from a different angle
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Ahora puedes ponerle un nombre
Now you can put a name to it
Debes reclamarlo (Cacka Boom)
You must lay claim to it (Cacka Boom)
Tendrás tiempo para arrepentirte
You'll have time to regret it
Si no vas a buscarlo (Cacka Boom)
If you don't go and get it (Cacka Boom)
No tendrás mucho de qué hablar
You won't have much to talk about
Si no vas a caminar (Cacka Boom)
If you don't go on walkabout (Cacka Boom)
No creas que no te importará
Don't think you won't mind it
Si no intentas encontrarlo
If you don't try and find it

Nadie dijo que debes ser bueno como el oro
No one said you must be good as gold
Es lo que no has hecho
It's what you haven't done
Eso importa cuando seas viejo
That matters when you're old
Nadie dijo que estas cosas están preordenadas
No one said these things are pre-ordained
Nada se aventuró
Nothing ventured...

Si eres culpable, policía un derrame cerebral
If you're guilty, cop a stroke
Sólo lo hiciste por una broma
You only did it for a joke
Si estás dormilón, aquí tienes una táctica
If you're dozy, here's a tactic
Diles que son demasiado didácticos
Tell 'em all they're too didactic
Si estás harto, aquí hay una arruga
If you're fed up, here's a wrinkle
Deja que tu pianoforte tintinee
Let your pianoforte tinkle
Si estás tambaleando aquí hay un truco
If you're wobbling here's a trick
Happy go inodoro, haga clic, haga clic, haga clic
Happy go toilet, click, click, click

Ahora puedes ponerle un nombre
Now you can put a name to it
Debes reclamarlo (Cacka Boom)
You must lay claim to it (Cacka Boom)
Tendrás tiempo para arrepentirte
You'll have time to regret it
Si no vas a buscarlo (Cacka Boom)
If you don't go and get it (Cacka Boom)
No tendrás mucho de qué hablar
You won't have much to talk about
Si no vas a caminar (Cacka Boom)
If you don't go on walkabout (Cacka Boom)
No creas que no te importará
Don't think you won't mind it
Si no intentas encontrarlo (Cacka Boom)
If you don't try and find it (Cacka Boom)

(Pluma cacka), (Pluma cacka), (Pluma cacka)
(Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom), (Cacka Boom)
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