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Si tienes frío, aquí tienes un planIf you're cold, well here's a plan
Saca el enchufe del ventiladorPull the plug out of your fan
Si estás caliente, ahora aquí hay un esquemaIf you're hot, now here's a scheme
Estacione su botty en el arroyoPark your botty in the stream
Si estás cansado, echa un vistazo a esta parcelaIf you're tired, check this plot
Busca una fuente que llegue al puntoSeek a source that hits the spot
Si eres snooty, aquí tienes una estratagemaIf you're snooty, here's a ploy
Pasee por el hoi polloiStroll along the hoi polloi
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No tendrás nada que mostrarYou'll not have owt to show for it
Si no te gusta (Cacka Boom)If you don't go for it (Cacka Boom)
Tendrás que aceptarloYou'll have to come to terms with it,
Ponte en la firma con ella (Cacka Boom)Get on the firm with it (Cacka Boom)
Si no te das cuenta de elloIf you don't get to grips with it,
Has tenido tus fichas con él (Cacka Boom)You've had your chips with it (Cacka Boom)
Sólo vendrás a lamentarlo si no lo hacesYou'll only come to rue it if you don't do it

Si estás perdido, prueba esta nociónIf you're lost, well try this notion
Búscate una poción mágica (Cacka Boom)Find yourself a magic potion (Cacka Boom)
Si estás enojado, comprueba este sibiloIf you're angry, check this wheeze
Cuente hasta diez y luego di «queso» (Cacka Boom)Count to ten and then say "cheese" (Cacka Boom)
Si estás tenso aquí está la respuestaIf you're uptight here's the answer
Aprende a ser bailarina del vientre (Cacka Boom)Learn to be a belly dancer (Cacka Boom)
Si estás acorralado, haz una marañaIf you're cornered, suss a wangle
Pruébalo desde un ángulo diferenteTry it from a different angle
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Ahora puedes ponerle un nombre
Now you can put a name to itDebes reclamarlo (Cacka Boom)
You must lay claim to it (Cacka Boom)Tendrás tiempo para arrepentirte
You'll have time to regret itSi no vas a buscarlo (Cacka Boom)
If you don't go and get it (Cacka Boom)No tendrás mucho de qué hablar
You won't have much to talk aboutSi no vas a caminar (Cacka Boom)
If you don't go on walkabout (Cacka Boom)No creas que no te importará
Don't think you won't mind itSi no intentas encontrarlo
If you don't try and find it

Nadie dijo que debes ser bueno como el oroNo one said you must be good as gold
Es lo que no has hechoIt's what you haven't done
Eso importa cuando seas viejoThat matters when you're old
Nadie dijo que estas cosas están preordenadasNo one said these things are pre-ordained
Nada se aventuróNothing ventured...

Si eres culpable, policía un derrame cerebralIf you're guilty, cop a stroke
Sólo lo hiciste por una bromaYou only did it for a joke
Si estás dormilón, aquí tienes una tácticaIf you're dozy, here's a tactic
Diles que son demasiado didácticosTell 'em all they're too didactic
Si estás harto, aquí hay una arrugaIf you're fed up, here's a wrinkle
Deja que tu pianoforte tintineeLet your pianoforte tinkle
Si estás tambaleando aquí hay un trucoIf you're wobbling here's a trick
Happy go inodoro, haga clic, haga clic, haga clicHappy go toilet, click, click, click

Ahora puedes ponerle un nombreNow you can put a name to it
Debes reclamarlo (Cacka Boom)You must lay claim to it (Cacka Boom)
Tendrás tiempo para arrepentirteYou'll have time to regret it
Si no vas a buscarlo (Cacka Boom)If you don't go and get it (Cacka Boom)
No tendrás mucho de qué hablarYou won't have much to talk about
Si no vas a caminar (Cacka Boom)If you don't go on walkabout (Cacka Boom)
No creas que no te importaráDon't think you won't mind it
Si no intentas encontrarlo (Cacka Boom)If you don't try and find it (Cacka Boom)

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