Inbred

Half hung-over from the night before
My sisters passed out, outside my door
My niece got her hash from the boy down the street
Who's inbred too
He has webbed feet

Dinner time is our happy time
it's when we all get together and just un-wind
My mom, on top my dad, on top my bro, on top my niece
It's all just one big inbred feast

Cuz I'm an inbred mother fucker

I wasn't always like this, I really think so
'Til uncle john corrupted me
And taught me to blow
I was never allowed
To spend the night away from my sister
If you can't beat 'em
Then join 'em
So I decided to kiss her
Her hand on top my leg, on top her chest, on top my thigh
Blood is blood
Even if it is your sister's cherry pie

Life's been different since I've gone inbred
My brother and my sister now sleep in the same bed
We all run around, naked, hanging free
Grandpa even lent me a pair of his false teeth
So don't run from this idea
It might suit you
If you really love your family
You'll be inbred too