To Beef Or Not To Beef

To Beef Or Not To Beef

To Beef Or Not To Beef

To beef or not to beef!To beef or not to beef!
My life here couldn't take it anymoreMi vida aqui no daba más
I went on a trip to GringolandiaMe fuí en un trip to gringolandia

To hell with it, I prayed and splitA san la mierda yo recé y rajé
I went to fill my storage with snacksMe fuí a llenar de frititos mi estorage

There I went for my grindAllá fui por mi grincar
I left everything pending... my babyMe fui dejando todo pending... mi beibi
The air conditioning was going to split, finally, my assman's crack getting covered!El aire acondicionado iba a rajar, al fin, mi raja de assman forrándose!

Laredo coyotes... assholes!Coyots de laredo... comemierdas!
Fierce heat... witchcraftCalor feroz... brujerías
With Haydé's old lady, I went to crossCon la vieja de haydé me fui a cruzar
With fever and fear too, the river fierceCon fiebre y con miedo también, el río brava

Narcocorridos from Ciudad JuárezNarcocorridos de ciudad juárez
Silly me, I whistled La Cucaracha thereTonto de mí, que allí silbé la cucaracha

For the price of a muffin, I played like a Cheyenne, man!For the price of a muffin yugué a lo cheyenne, man!
Just like that!Tal cual!
And with all the damn noise, that of the future there... tooY poor todo el puto ruido, ese del futuro allí... también
(they read the gospel according to Hitler at lunchtime!)(leen el evangelio según hitler a la hora de almorzar!)
And me there! always thinking of you... always missing youY yo allí! pensando en vos siempre... siempre extrañándote