Starvin' Hog Blues

(SFX: Knocking on door)
Misty: Who is it?
Jack: It's me!

Every single time that I knock upon your door
Your daddy beats up on me.
I tried last night to climb in your window,
But I flattened my skull
When I fell from the big pine tree,
With a thud, in the mud.
But I'll be back again.
What can I do.
Like an old hound dog, sneakin' through the kitchen,
I'm sneakin' up on you.

(Chorus)
I'm like a starvin' hog when I think about your kissin', baby.
I'm hung up on you.
I'm as jumpy as a frog when I think of what I'm missin',
And there ain't nothin' in this
Blue eyed world I wouldn't
Do to make you see
It's me
That's really goin' ape over you know who.
Would you believe
I'm like a starvin' hog when I think about your kissin', baby,
I'm hung up on you.