Simply Spider-Man

Yeah! New York city, look out!
Here comes the neighborhood's favorite menace!

Bit by a spider in a high-tech lab
Now I'm swinging over taxis in a red-and-blue rag
High school loser with a broken camera lens
Fighting green goblins while I'm losing all my friends!

J. Jonah jameson screaming on the front-page news
Call me a criminal, I got nothing to lose!
Got a web-shooter jammed, sticky hands on the wall
If I drop my pepperoni pizza, who you gonna call?

With great power comes great responsibility
But with great power also comes a lot of confusion
Hey! Hey! Look out below!

Spider-man! Spider-man!
Emerging from the dust with a battle plan!
Spider-man! Spider-man!
Conquering the world, doing everything possible!
(Whoa-oh-oh!)
Shooting sticky webs all over the place!
(Whoa-oh-oh!)
Slamming doc ock right in the face!
Thwap! Thwap! Catch me if you can!
Swinging through the fire to save the day!
Yeah, spider-man

Aunt may's waiting with a plate of wheat cakes
Rhino's in the alleyway making earthquake shakes
Sandman's dusty, lizard's in the sewer drain
My spidey-sense is ringing like a freight train!

Oops, bad dodge, hit a brick wall fast
Thought my suit was tight, but I ripped the back at last!

(Man, this spandex really chafes)

With great power comes a great big mess!
Falling through a skylight, ruined Mary jane's dress!

Spider-man! Spider-man!
Emerging from the dust with a battle plan!
Spider-man! Spider-man!
Conquering the world, doing everything possible!
(Whoa-oh-oh!)
Shooting sticky webs all over the place!
(Whoa-oh-oh!)
Slamming doc ock right in the face!
Thwap! Thwap! Catch me if you can!
Swinging through the fire to save the day!
Yeah, spider-man

Skibby-dibby-thwap-badap-pop-pop!
(Thwap-badap-pop-pop!)
Zap-zap-shooby-do-spidey-drop!
(Shooby-do-spidey-drop!)
Dibby-dibby-web-squeak-ba-da-bang!
(Ba-da-bang!)
Skibby-dibby-wall-crawl-ka-da-clang!
(Ka-da-clang!)
Yeah-e-yeah!
(Yeah-e-yeah!)
Spidey-sense goes boom!

Spider-man! Spider-man!
Emerging from the dust with a battle plan!
Spider-man! Spider-man!
Conquering the world, doing everything possible!
(Whoa-oh-oh!)
Shooting sticky webs all over the place!
(Whoa-oh-oh!)
Slamming doc ock right in the face!
Thwap! Thwap! Catch me if you can!
Swinging through the fire to save the day!
Yeah, spider-man

Thwap! Thwap! Webbing up the street!
Thwap! Thwap! Landing on my feet!

Sorry I'm late, peter parker had a cramp!