My Song I Wrote For My Best Friend Wallace

(to the tune of your'e just too good to be true's chorus)
i hate you wallace
because you smell of cheese
i hate you wallace
with your dirty knees
i hate you wallace
just believe when i say

Oh ugly wallace
you smell of poo
oh ugly wallace
dont stay with laura magoo*
oh ugly wallace
you smell so bad

(*thats my name)