La Suegra

The Mother-in-law

La Suegra

The mother-in-law is happy today is her birthday and since she is so good I bring her giftLa suegra esta contenta hoy es su cumpleaños y como ella es tan buena le llevo su regalo

I'm going to give her a brand new porch with air conditioning and stereo but without brakes, and to keep her entertained I'll give her tickets with one-way and no return to an island or a desertLe voy a dar un porche de ultimo modelo con aire y con estereo pero que no tenga frenos, y pa que se entretenga le voy a dar boletos con ida y sin retorno pa una isla o un pa desierto

The mother-in-law is happy today is her birthday and since she is so good I bring her giftLa suegra esta contenta hoy es su cumpleaños y como ella es tan buena le llevo su regalo

I'll give her chamomile with 14 aspirins so when she falls asleep she won't wake up for 7 days, I'll take her to the beach, put her on my boat and if the shark wants her, it can keep the boatLe dare manzanilla con 14 aspirinas pa que cuando se duerma no despierte en 7 dias, la llevare a la playa la montare en mi bote y si el tiburón la quiere que me devuelva el bote

Oh dear mother-in-lawHay suegrita linda

How lovely is my mother-in-law, to me she's like a mother but may God forgive me, she's a pain of a motherHay que linda es mi suegra pa mi es como una madre pero que dios me perdone es una @#$&/% de madre

Just kidding, dear mother-in-law, I love you from afar, what do you think?Mentira suegrita yo te quiero de lejitos y que te parece

Let's see... Raise your hand if you love your mother-in-lawHaber... Levanten la mano los que quieren a la suegra

Alright, let's dedicate this little chorus to all of them and it goes like this: on the count of 4, okay? 1 2 3:Bueno, vamos a dedicarle este corito a todas ellas y dice asi: a la cuenta de 4 ok? 1 2 3:

Long live the mother-in-law but where I can't see herQueeee viva la suegra pero donde yo no pueda verla
Oh, how lovely is my mother-in-law, makes me want to send her to ViennaHayyy que linda es mi suegra provoca mandarla pa la Viena

I'll light a candle to Saint Rose to protect me from my mother-in-law night and day and I'll make a promise to all the saints to muzzle her so my mother-in-law doesn't talk so muchVoy a prenderle a santa rosa lia para que me proteja de mi suegra noche y dia y le hare una promesa a toditos los santos que le pongas bozal pa que mi suegra no hable tanto

The mother-in-law is happy today is her birthday and since she is so good I bring her giftLa suegra esta contenta hoy es su cumpleaños y como ella es tan buena le llevo su regalo