The Hen's Abortion

El Aborto De La Gallina

The polls couldn't be more alarmingLas encuestas no pueden ser más alarmantes
We've never had a case like this beforeJamás tuvimos un caso así antes
I don't know where this will end upNo sé donde iremos a parar
All the hens want to get an abortionTodas las gallinas quieren abortar

What do you think about the hen's abortion?¿Y usted qué opina del aborto de la gallina?
What do you think about the hen's abortion?¿Y usted qué opina del aborto de la gallina?
What do you think about the hen's abortion?¿Y usted qué opina del aborto de la gallina?
What do you think about the hen's abortion?¿Y usted qué opina del aborto de la gallina?

Approving it would be chaos for the economyAprobarlo sería el caos de la economía
Prices of tortillas would skyrocketAumentarían los precios de las tortillas
We couldn't eat potato tortillas or any of thatNo podríamos comer tortilla de patata ni nada de eso
No fried eggs, no soft-boiled, no scrambledNi huevos fritos, ni pasados por agua, ni revueltos

What do you think about the hen's abortion?¿Y usted qué opina del aborto de la gallina?
What do you think about the hen's abortion?¿Y usted qué opina del aborto de la gallina?
What do you think about the hen's abortion?¿Y usted qué opina del aborto de la gallina?
What do you think about the hen's abortion?¿Y usted qué opina del aborto de la gallina?

We've suggested they use the birth control pillHemos propuesto que usen la píldora anticonceptiva
They've responded with a firm noNos han respondido con rotunda negativa
The problem is slipping out of our handsEl problema se nos escapa de las manos
The roosters don't want to use condoms eitherTampoco quieren usar condón los gallos

What do you think about the hen's abortion?¿Y usted qué opina del aborto de la gallina?
What do you think about the hen's abortion?¿Y usted qué opina del aborto de la gallina?
What do you think about the hen's abortion?¿Y usted qué opina del aborto de la gallina?
What do you think about the hen's abortion?¿Y usted qué opina del aborto de la gallina?

Approving it would be disastrousAprobarlo sería fatal
All the animals would want equalityTodos los animales querrían igualdad
If this isn't chaos yet, it won't be longSi esto no fuera el caos, no tardaría en serlo
If they wanted to abort sheep, cows, and pigsSi quisieran abortar ovejas, vacas y cerdos

What do you think about the hen's abortion?¿Y usted qué opina del aborto de la gallina?
What do you think about the hen's abortion?¿Y usted qué opina del aborto de la gallina?
What do you think about the hen's abortion?¿Y usted qué opina del aborto de la gallina?
What do you think about the hen's abortion?¿Y usted qué opina del aborto de la gallina?