El Aborto De La Gallina

The Chicken's Abortion

El Aborto De La Gallina

The surveys can't be more alarmingLas enkuestas no pueden ser mas alarmantes
we've never had a case like this beforejamas tuvimos un kaso asi antes
I don't know where we'll end upno se donde iremos a parar
every chicken wants to abort.todas las gallinas quieren abortar.
And what do you thinkY vd. ke opina
about the chicken's abortion.del aborto de la gallina.
Approving it would be chaos for the economyAprobarlo seria el kaos de la economia
the prices of tortillas would increaseaumentarian los prezios de las tortillas
we couldn't eat potato tortillano podriamos komer tortilla de patata
or anything like thatni nada de eso
no fried eggs, no soft-boiled eggsni huevos fritos, ni pasados por agua
or scrambled eggs.ni revueltos.
And what do you thinkY vd. ke opina
about the chicken's abortion.del aborto de la gallina.
We have proposed they useHemos propuesto ke usen
the contraceptive pillla pildora antikonzeptiva
they have responded with a resounding nonos han respondido kon rotunda negativa
the problem is slipping through our fingersel problema se nos eskapa de las manos
even the roosters don't want to use condoms.tampoko kieren usar kondon los gallos.
And what do you thinkY vd. ke opina
about the chicken's abortion.del aborto de la gallina .
Approving it would be fatalAprobarlo seria fatal
every animal would want equalitytodos los animales kerrian igualdad
if this wasn't chaos, it wouldn't take long to become itsi esto no fuera el kaos no tardaria en serlo
if sheep, cows, and pigs wanted to abort.si kisieran abortar ovejas, vacas y cerdos.
And what do you thinkY vd. ke opina
about the chicken's abortion.del aborto de la gallina.