Alright, so I got a few exes up here in Tennessee, but
We're gonna take this one straight down to Texas

All my exes live in Texas
And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
All my exes live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

Stephen down in Stephenville drank too much Patrón
Richard down in Richardson won't pick up the phone
Cody in Midlothian, now he's doing time
Sometimes you've gotta learn to Lubbock or leave it all behind

All my exes live in Texas
And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
All my exes live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

I left my shirt in Fort Worth with some old college fling
That Houston guy had the bluest eyes but I forgot his name
Some asshole down in El Paso left my heart all broke
Everything's bigger down there, so I'm sad that I can't go
All my exes live in Texas
And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
All my exes live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

No one there will marry me
Someday that's where they'll bury me
But I'm alive and well in Tennessee