He Can't Decide

HIM:
I love her my long tall woman
I love her my little short woman
I love her my middle-sized woman
But I can't decide
Now each time that we're together
One by one they ask me whether
I love one more than the other
But I can't decide

LONG TALL WOMAN:
A long tall mama is a mighty good lover
And you never have to worry when she moans
When you're rockin' and a-riding' and a-slippin' and a-slidin'
You're never gonna break her bones
And a long tall mama is a mighty good cover
When the temperature is way down low
And it's well to remember she's much cooler in the summer
There's a breeze everywhere she goes

HIM:
I love her my long tall woman
I love her my little short woman
I love her my middle-sized woman
But I can't decide
Now each time that we're together
One by one they ask me whether
I love one more than the other
But I can't decide

LITTLE SHORT WOMAN:
A little short mama is a reassure to discover
And she always make a man feel tall
With her sweet disposition she won't make an exhibition
Of herself to every Peter and Paul
A little short mama is a pocketful of pleasure
And she knows a hundred different ways
She's small enough to study every square inch of your body
And her tongue is always full of praise

HIM:
I love her my long tall woman
I love her my little short woman
I love her my middle-sized woman
But I can't decide
Now each time that we're together
One by one they ask me whether
I love one more than the other
But I can't decide

MIDDLE SIZE WOMAN:
A middle size mama is a just right mama
You can look her squarely in the eye
And it's always perfect weather every minute that you're with her
You never feel the time go by
And she's never too hard and she's never too soft
You fit her like a finger in a glove
And you're closest to perfection when she's give you affection
It's her you're always thinking of

HIM:
I love her my long tall woman
I love her my little short woman
I love her my middle-sized woman
But I can't decide

THEM:
Now what shall we do with this brother?
Why should we wait at his pleasure?
Let's put all our heads together
If he can't decide
We know what to do with this brother
Send him back home to his mother
'Cause we can get plenty of other
And he can't decide