Si tú, si yo

If You, If I

Si tú, si yo

If you hadn't hit me with the alarm clockSi tú no me hubieras dado con el despertador
I wouldn't have hit you with the little lampyo no te habría dado con la lamparilla
If you hadn't hit me with the shoesi tú no me hubieras dado con el zapato
I wouldn't have thrown the picture at your headyo no te habría tirado el retrato a la cabeza
If you hadn't hit me with the dressersi tú no me hubieras dado con la cómoda
I never would have thrown the wardrobeyo nunca te habría tirado el armario
If you weren't so Americansi tú no fueras tan americano
I wouldn't be so Russianyo tampoco sería tan ruso

And here we are, both of usY así estamos los dos
In the hospital, all bandaged upen el hospital escayolados
Instead of making loveen vez de estar haciendo el amor
Behind the wall of a summer movie theatertras de la tapia de un cine de verano

If you hadn't hit me with the hand blenderSi tú no me hubieras dado con la minipímer
I wouldn't have thrown the coffee grinder at youyo no te habría tirado el molinillo del café
If you hadn't hit me with the fridgesi tú no me hubieras dado con el frigorífico
I wouldn't have hit you with the VCR on the headyo no te habría dado con el vídeo en la cabeza
If you hadn't thrown the couch at mesi tú no me hubieras tirado el sofá
I would never have thrown the sofa bed at youyo jamás te hubiera tirado el mueble cama
If you weren't so AmericanSi tú no fueras tan americano
I wouldn't be so Russian.Yo no sería tan ruso.