El Corrido Del Abduzcan

The Ballad of Abduzcan

El Corrido Del Abduzcan

Today my boss sent me a news via WhatsApp about a bastardHoy mi jefa me mando por el WhatsApp una noticia de un cabrón
Without reasonSin razón
It was said that this strange guy was spreading terrorSe decía que ese sujeto tan extraño andaba sembrando el terror
To the worldAl mundo

He's perverse, he's evil, very diabolical and also smells like lemonQue es perverso, que es maligno, muy diabólico y también huele a limón
A dangerous terrorist according to the mediaUn terrorista peligroso según los medios de comunicación

He's been seen in several cities shooting innocent peopleLo han visto en varias ciudades disparandole a personas inocentes
What a lunaticQue demente
Be careful, he could shoot you right in the foreheadTen cuidado que pudiera darte un tiro directito hacia tu frente
SuddenlyDe repente

He's lurking around schools looking for children to see how much he can stealVa rondando las escuelas busca niños pa' ver a cuanto se roba
With his powerful flamethrower, he's burned the entire AmazonCon su fuerte lanzallamas a quemado toditito el Amazonas

If you see him, don't get close or try to challenge him from afarSi lo miras no te acerques ni tampoco intentes de lejos retarle
You screwed upTe chingaste
He'll give you 1 or 2 punches just because you turned aroundEl va a darte 1 o 2 sándwich de puños nomas por que te volteaste
And looked at himY lo miraste

His existence and his evil deeds were once just whispersSu existencia y sus maldades antes eran nomas un secreto a voces
The old man is respected and everyone knows him like AbduzcanEl viejon es de respeto y como el abduzcan todos lo conocen

Spread this, my peopleDifundan esto mi gente
This damn criminalEste pinchi delincuente

We need to find him, pleaseHay que encontrarlo por favor

Well armed, he's not afraid of any man, he's completely crazyBien armado, no le teme a ningún hombre el es un loco por completo
And very violentY muy violento
Protected by his buddy Rodolfo and El Palomo, they're alertResguardado por su compita rodolfo y el palomo están atentos
At all timesAl momento

He's a vicious Naruto drug dealer, a very powerful drugEs vicioso y traficante de Naruto una droga muy poderosa
He's a cannibal, he says human flesh tastes very good to himEs caníbal dice que la carne humana pa el le sabe bien sabrosa

We know he's guilty of destruction, shootings, and attacksYa sabemos que es culpable de destrozos, tiroteos y atentados
How heavyQue pesado
The whole planet fears him because he defeated ShaggyTodito el planeta entero ya le teme por que a shaggy a derrotado
And killed himY lo a matado

Surely if you encounter him in your dreams, he'll scare youSeguro si te lo topas en tus sueños dormido te saca un pedo
I don't want to continue with this topic, honestlyYa no quiero seguir más con este tema la verdad
I'm scared!¡Tengo miedo!

Spread this, my peopleDifundan esto mi gente
This damn criminalQue este pinchi delincuente

We need to find him, pleaseHay que encontrarlo por favor