Sleezo

He gave her flowers, pearls, baby powder, chocolate
Whirls, medallions, a stallion, a galleon, and a dove.
But still she cried her eyes out, wondered
Why life passed her by cause the thing he never gave her
Was a little thing called.
Love, in a plain brown envelope.
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Sleeso people.
We could fill the page with x's.
You'll love this product.
We used keyholes, ladders, trees, even sent the cameraman
Up a crane just to please you, the viewer.
No minors, ok?
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