Bill Watterson

Where'd you go when you were done?
I'd like to know what you've become
Your biggest fan, awake at dawn
I cry, I stand on your front lawn

It's plain to see you're scared of me
But that's not how it's supposed to be
When you're the reason I'm in town
And every piece of mind you put down

Don't you know I think that you're the cat's meow?
Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger now?

Bill Watterson, can't you hear me?
Bill Watterson, please don't fear me
Don't treat me like I have rabies
I only wanna have your babies

Tracing lines with fingertips
I saw the signs within these strips
And through the fog, between the frames
Of dialogue, I saw my name

And now I know where I must go
To show you that I love you so
So I brought books for you to sign
And I brought shears to cut your phone line

Don't you know I think that you're the cat's meow?
Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger now?

Bill Watterson, can't you hear me?
Bill Watterson, please don't fear me
Don't stare at me from your window
I know you wanna let me in

Though, oh!
You want me to show
How much I believe and
Prove how far I'll go to meet you
Through thunderstorms and snow
Well, I would do anything
And oh!
I happen to know
The reason you're hiding
From publicity
It's not out of eccentricity
But rather for privacy
When you meet me

And when we meet I'll be complete
I'll shake your hand and kiss your feet
Confess my love and buy you flowers
And eat your heart and absorb your powers

Don't you know I think that you're the cat's meow?
Oh-oh-oh!
Where's the tiger now? Where's the tiger now?
Oh oh oh oh!

Bill Watterson, can't you hear me?
Bill Watterson, please don't fear me
Don't run from me like I'm Jason
I only wanna try your face on