Bundão da Mercedita

Mercedita's Big Butt

Bundão da Mercedita

I remember with longingRecordo com saudade
Mercedita's big buttO bundão da Mercedita
It was the most beautiful buttFoi a bunda mais bonita
That I saw in ParaguayQue eu vi no Paraguai

She walked down the streetEla passava na rua
Men were staringOs homens ficavam olhando
And their dicks were risingE os pintos levantando
And they never went downE não baixavam nunca mais

And there goes jerking off everywhereE lá vai punheta pra todo lado
Everyone had calluses on their handsTodo mundo tinha calos nas mãos
There were even old men who faintedTinha até velho que desmaiava
And writhed on the groundE ficava estrebuchando no chão

She saw everything and didn't careEla via tudo e não ligava
But she shook that big buttMas rebolava aquele bundão
Even the priest, to get revengeAté o padre pra se vingar
Would sleep with the sacristan's wifeComia a mulher do sacristão
The old priest was naughtyO padre véi safado
But time passedMas o tempo foi passando
Mercedita got oldMercedita ficou velha
Her breasts turned into leatherOs peitos dela virou peia
And her butt shrankE a bunda encolheu

And poor MerceditaE a pobre Mercedita
Who was very proudQue era muito orgulhosa
Her delicious buttSua bunda tão gostosa
Only the earth ateSó a terra que comeu

And that's how Mercedita endedE assim acabou a Mercedita
With big breasts and a beautiful buttOs peitos grandes e a bunda bonita
No one ate her buttA bunda dela ninguém comeu
That's why poor she diedPor isso pobre ela morreu

And still, someone can be seen in the early hoursE ainda se vê alguém nas madrugadas
At her grave in the cemeteryNo cemitério, na cova dela
Jerking offE vai batendo uma punheta
In her honorEm homenagem

Her buttA bunda dela