Mid Dick

I got dressed did this (ah)
I showered and I put makeup for this (yo net)
God, what the fuck
I waxed my pussy and I'm sore as shit
I can't even sit down (fuck)
You sandpapered my fucking pussy (oh)
And you still couldn't even find my clit

It's fucked up
It's fucked up
It's fucked up
F-f-fucked up
It's fucked up
It's fucked up
It's fucked up
It's f-f-fucked up

Looks so chadly, but smashes very badly (ew)
Button-up and khakis leaves my pussy sadly
Why me? (Wow)
Feeling grimy when you're inside me
I'll finish myself off, I'll do it myself
Why'd I even make the drive?
Bushwick loser guy, make me wanna unalive
Lose my number, no reply (reply)
Lose my number, no reply (reply)

It's fucked up (do you have any lube?)
It's fucked up
It's fucked up (um)
F-f-fucked up (how about a different position?)
It's fucked up
It's fuck
Mid dick, go off, I guess
Mid dick, go off, I guess
Mid dick, go off, I guess
Pussy SOS
Mid dick, go off, I guess
Mid dick, go off, I guess
Mid dick, go off, I guess
More shit I'll suppress

I'm just trying to bust one
Pussy on some dum-dum
Mid dick conundrum
I'm just tryna cum dump
Um, I should leave
Um, Uber please

Such a tease
All I got were deez
Nuts (nuts)
Nuts (nuts)
N-nuts (n-nuts)
N-nuts
Nut-nut-nuts

It's fucked up
It's fucked up
It's fucked up (interesting choice)
F-f-fucked up
It's fucked up (okay)
It's fucked up (that kinda hurts)
It's fucked up (uh)
It's f-f-fucked up (let's maybe stop)

Mid dick, go off, I guess
Mid dick, go off, I guess
Mid dick, go off, I guess
Pussy SOS (okay)
Mid dick, go off, I guess
Mid dick, go off, I guess
Mid dick, go off, I guess

Mid dick, go off, I guess
Mid dick, go off, I guess
Mid dick, go off, I guess
Pussy SOS (yeah)
Mid dick, go off, I guess
Mid dick, go off, I guess
Mid dick, go off, I guess
More shit I'll suppress

Thanks for the bad dick, I guess
Um, like jackhammering the fuck out of my pussy
But like, I'm gonna leave now, so
Bye