My New Dick

My new dick is long
It's thick and it's strong
Like the fjord
I sit and I touch it
I greet the sun's rays with a roar
Where bad boys play
Good girls do not stay
They will never follow
Ah, my heart is deep and hollow
My new dick goes on into tomorrow
My new nature, no sorrow will hold
My new dick won't be soiled or sold

My new dick is loving
It's sick and it's shoving my hand
I'll move all around
Bump across the ground in the sand
Where seagulls lay their eggs and they pray
Godspeed the father your light
I cry so loud with delight
And also with most of my might
My new dick finds warm place tonight
My new nature some honey will hold
With mysteries yet to be told
My new dick is bashful and bold
My future will lightly unfold
My new dick has ten teeth made of gold