Love Ruins Everything

hey, hey, hey
look at me now
i`m unrecognizable
my trademark frown has grown
into the strangest easy smile
oh, my, my,
where did i go wrong?
ask all my drunken friends

"who`s going to carry us home?
who`s going to drink `till the morning?
who`s going to carry us home?
love ruined everything"

as the ladies line their eyes
and the gents make their excuses
and the talk is going cheap
i`ll be smiling in my sleep

hey, hey, hey,
look at her now
she`s the life of the party
oh, my, my,
where did she go wrong?
ask all my drunken friends

"who`s going to carry us home?
who`s going to drink `till the morning?
who`s going to carry us home?
love ruined everything"