Disgruntled Xmas

And it's me, the man with no personality
Burning down your christmas tree
Blowing up bombs in the shopping mall
Mistletoe is going to fall
Taking shots at the caroling crowd
Stupid songs sung way too loud
And they're getting dumber all the time

I really don't see why she'd spare your friends
Since I can't say I care if I ever see them again

You say shopping spree
I say killing spree

And I can think of christmas past
Like the christmas before last
Cousins, uncles, aunts

And I could act like I don't care that all I get is underwear
I'd like to beat you on the head with that old yule log

Giving a napalm gift gives you a glow
Something to burn away the freezing snow

If you just let me
And I'll be glad to tear your frosty down

I think christmas really sucks
I think christmas really sucks

I really don't see why she'd spare your friends
Since I can't say I care if I ever see them again

You'll be sorry
That you ever lied to me about santa claus