El Fokemon

The F*cker

El Fokemon

Pulled out a jointSaco un churro de motita
Took a few hitsSe dio unos cuantos jalones
Then he pulled out a pipeAhi luego saco una pipa
And two gallons of mezcalY de mezcal dos galones
He went out to roam the streetsSe fue a recorrer las calles
The guy all hyped upBien acelerado el tipo
Started stealing light bulbsSe puso a robar los focos
From all the neighborsDe toditos los vecinos

This guy is a real badassEste si esta arremangado
Left the city in darknessDejo a la ciudad en tinieblas
Even though he's been locked upAunque ya ha estado encerrado
He's always been wildSiempre le ha valido bestia
He keeps the same habitsSigue la misma costumbre
They call him the f*ckerLe dicen el fokemon
Even the cops fearHasta los policias temen
If they come across this bastardSi encuentran a este cabrón

He wears a ski maskAnda con pasamontaña
Thinks he's a terroristHasta se cree un terrorista
Not even Spiderman scares himNo lo asusta el hombre araña
He's always buzzing aroundSiempre anda como una avispa
If someone messes with himSi alguien se la hace de pedo
He reacts like a beastReacciona como una fiera
And then he pulls out his gunY luego saca su cuerno
Feeding his crazinessLe da gusto a su loquera

They've tried to control himYa han querido controlarlo
But it's been uselessPero todo ha sido inutil
He just keeps burning outNomas se pasa quemando
And always wrinkling his skinY siempre arrugando el cutis
Devouring a marshmallow treatDeborando un bubulubu
Chugging a cokeSe avienta una coca cola
Not even Wonder WomanNi la mujer maravilla
Impresses him with her capeCon su capa lo impresiona

He used to be a humble guyAntes era un vato humilde
Respected peopleQue respetaba la gente
And since he got into drugsY desde que le entro al foco
He's become braveSe le subio lo valiente
If he hears whispersSi escucha hablar en secreto
He gets heated right awayDe volada se calienta
Not even Father AlbertoNi siquiera el padre alberto
Encourages him with his adviceCon sus consejos lo alienta

He's fought with manyCon muchos ya se ha peleado
Even with his own familyHasta con sus familiares
And he's almost finishedY ya casi ha terminado
With all his friendshipsCon todas sus amistades
When he feels tiredCuando se siente cansado
He takes some vitaminsSe avienta unas vitaminas
Not even the Red GrasshopperNi el chapulin colorado
Can outsmart himCon su astucia lo domina