Ni Juana Ni Juan

Neither Jane Nor John

Ni Juana Ni Juan

In a bar, off the highwayN un bar, de carretera
The ones that are secluded!De los que están retiraos!
The ones with the red lights,De los que tienen las luces rojas,
Or a strip club, strip club!!O un puticlub, puticlub!!

Then I, and a 'gal',Entre yo, y vino una 'gally',
Caught me off guard,Me cogio de sopetón,
Started taking it all off!!Empozo, a kitarse to!!
And when she undressed...oh my godY cuando se desnudo...ay por dios
Oh my god what I felt!!Ay por dios lo que me entro!!

Neither Jane nor John,Ni juana ni juan ,
My name is Joe, huhuhu Jane!! x3Yo me llamo pepe, huhuhu juana!! x3

You wouldn't believe how fast I ran!!No veas lo que corrí!!

I'm outta here, I'm outta here, I'm outta here, I'm outta here!Yo me voy me voy me voy me voy!

Come here and take advantage,Ven 'pa ca' y aprovecha,
Don't like what's here!No te gusta lo que hay aquí!
Leave me satisfied!Déjame, satisfecha!

Come here, come here, I'm gonna get you!Ven 'pa ca''pa ca' que te voy a coger!
And I, I have to go now,Y es que yo, me tengo ya que ir,
With my kids and my wife,Con mi niños y m mujer,
Hey you, you're not leaving here,Quieto ay tu no te vas de aki,
You're not leaving me like this!!!Tu a mi no me deja así!!!

Oh you rascal, oh you rascal that I caught you!!Ay pillin, ay pillin k te cogí!!

Neither Jane nor John,Ni juana ni juan ,
My name is Joe, huhuhu Jane!! x3Yo me llamo pepe, huhuhu juana!! x3

You wouldn't believe how fast I ran!!No veas lo que corrí!!
I'm outta here, I'm outta here, I'm outta here, I'm outta here! x3Yo me voy me voy me voy me voy! x3